John Robert Wilson Won't Let Me Live My Dreams, Parachute

My name is Benjamin Apple. John Robert Wilson won't
let me live my dreams. Will he let you live yours? Submit your dream.

Parachute

Me: I'd like to be the first person to parachute in space. Wouldn't that be cool?

JR: OHHHHH there's no atmosphere in space, you can't parachute in a vacuum, BURRRRR BURRRRF BAAAAAAAH.