Mermaid
Me: A friend of mine wants to be a mermaid someday. Even if she can't go back in time to change how she was born, I hope plastic surgery advances quickly enough for her to change the way she looks and be happy before she dies.
JR: BLUHHHH, let me think for a second. Can the plastic surgeon give her fish gills? Because FISH BREATHE THROUGH THOSE AAAAACKACKACK BLERRRR, DUH.
This was Amey Goerlich's dream. Sorry, Amey.
