My name is Benjamin Apple. John Robert Wilson won't
let me live my dreams. Will he let you live yours? Submit your dream.

Math dog
Me: A friend of mine is interested in teaching math to his dog. I know some horses have learned it, and also there are dog shows where they compete in various activities, so I'm thinking it's not far off to think he could make his dog a champion mathematician. He'd be very, very proud. I hope he does it.
JR: WUWUWUWWWWWW, testing 1 2 3, is this on? The horse you're talking about is "Clever Hans" and that turned out to be a hoax so good luck with that DOGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO TUTOR IN ANYTHING FA FA FA BLERRRRRRR KACHUNK BLER BLERRRRRRR.
This was Will Storie's dream. Sorry, Will.