Marriage
Me: A friend of mine wants to get married someday. She has a boyfriend so she's already about halfway there! She's pretty sweet, so I want her to be happy. I hope it works out.
JR: RNNNN-CH-CH! Over half of all marriages end in divorce and over 100x the marriages that do exist DON'T EVEN EVER HAPPEN ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME HERE IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK OUT, GOOD LUCK KNITTING YARN SOCKS SINGLE WOMAN MMMMMMMMMMMMMFA FA FA FA THRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
This was Nicole Drespel's dream. Sorry, Nicole.
