My name is Benjamin Apple. John Robert Wilson won't
let me live my dreams. Will he let you live yours? Submit your dream.

Matrix brain
Me: A friend of mine would like to be able to download knowledge into her brain like in the Matrix. Just the other day I read an article about Brain-Computer Interfaces, or BCIs, which are currently in the primitive stages of development, but already basically work! So I'm optimistic that she'll be able to do this some day.
JR: BADADADUMMMMMM, hm let me check something real quick, uh, THE MATRIX. IS. FICTION. GET IT FICTIONFCIFFICIFFIIFIFIFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIII blinking at a camera isn't the same as downloading karate FIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKXXX XXSSSSHHHHUNNNNNNN LA LA LA DURRRR.
This was Stephanie Streisand's dream. Sorry, Stephanie.