Simplicity
Me: Hey JR! How was your weekend?
JR: Nnnnnnch.
Me: A friend of mine has a dream that he'll find happiness through the four laws of simplicity: 1) Collect everything in one place, 2) Choose the essential, 3) Eliminate the rest, and 4) Organize the remaining stuff neatly and nicely. More on this here: http://zenhabits.net/2008/01/the-four-laws-of-simplicity-and-how-to-apply-them-to-life/
JR: 1) Everything? What does that mean? "Collect everything in one place." What, does, that, mean? 2) If you can already distinguish between essential and non-essential, why do you have so much non-essential crap lying around? 3) ELIMINATE? ELIMINATE THE REST? ELIMINATE IT? 4) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FA FA FA FA FA WIEEEEEAARRRROWWWWWWWFRA FRA FROU FOU chka chka durp.
This was Bryce Richardson's dream. Sorry, Bryce.
